if i were an engineer…

if  i were an engineer… i would find out and prove why my colleague’s pony tail would swing side to side every time she walks from one side of the office to the other. using my mathematical powers, i will draw the vectors to show how the forces interact with one another, and the cyclones that will be created in another country due to the butterfly effect from her hair. i will prove using formulas that it is not something that is abnormal that a person’s pony tail would swing from side to side while walking. i will win a noble prize for reducing the number of cyclones all over the world by inventing a tool to reduce the swinging of the pony tail. 

if i were a marketer… i will just make it unfashionable.